The freezing line has officially passed through the Metroplex.Schools are closing.
Businesses are sending employees home early.
Water is falling from the sky, sometimes in the form of ice chips.
Temperatures are expected to continue to drop into the mid-20s.
As a warning to all DFW residents, head to the local grocery store now and load up on water and canned goods, as this could be the beginning of the apocalypse. By this afternoon you may not be able to leave your home. If your door isn't frozen shut, the roads are a death trap. Be like a good boy scout - be prepared. This could be the end...
You have GOT to be kidding me.
1 comment:
Preach it like you're from Peoria!
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